One Trait Bunks

Bunk	Description	Time
Kith Pretzel	Clasp your hands behind your back, one coming down over your shoulder and one coming up from the waist.	3 seconds
Strobe Effect	Blink rapidly.	3 seconds
Vogue	Strike a pose...	3 seconds
Shardlings	Shatter a piece of glass.	3 seconds
The Wave	Do the queen of England's parade wave.	3 seconds
Battle-cry	Scream your battle-cry if you have one or make one up. Charging at enemy optional, but may be dramatically required.	3 seconds
Call for Help	Tap out the morse code for SOS on any available surface. (... --- ...)	3 seconds
The Little Birdy	Whistle tunelessly.	< 1 minute
No Draw	Play a game of X's and O's with yourself. The game cannot end in a draw.	< 1 minute
The Unlacing	Untie your left shoe.	3 seconds
Changeling Exercise	Touch your toes 10 times.	30 seconds
Hopscotch	Hop on one foot.	30 seconds
The Evil Eye	Make the sign of the evil eye and spit.	3 seconds
Pent up Frustration	Hit a table or wall with your fist.	3 seconds
Limrick	Recite a limrick.	3 seconds
Knees and Toes	Sit on the ground and put your knees and toes together.	3 seconds

Two Trait Bunks

Bunk	Description	Time
Torch Bearer	Hop on one foot while lighting a match.	30 seconds
Sing-song	Sing a nursery rhyme.	1-2 minutes
Five Finger Discount	Steal. (do not do this for real)	approx. 1 minute
Declaration of the Truth	Make a true statement that at least one person hearing it did not know.	< 1 minute
6 Second Rule	Take a snack, toss it on the ground, pick it back up and eat it.	< 1 minute
Time for Time	Reset you watch, cycling both hours and minutes completely.	approx. 1 minute
Dare to be Stupid	Cry over spilled milk, bite the hand that feeds you, look for Mr Goodbar, etc...	approx. 1 minute
Ministry of Silly Walks	Create a new silly walk on the spot and walk across the room (or halfway down the block).	approx. 1 minute
FIRE!	Stop, drop and roll.	approx. 1 minute
Creases!	Unfold a map completely and then refold it correctly.	approx. 1 minute
Hocus Pocus	Pull a wand from your sleeve and tap your target.	3 seconds
No SCUBA for you!	Hold your breath for 30 seconds.	30 seconds
Mr. Roboto	Do the "Robot" dance while humming an appropriate 80's tune.	approx. 1 minute

Three Trait Bunks

Bunk	Description	Time
Bosses Lackey	Kiss someone's ass.	< 1 minute
Mixology	Create a new taste sensation, (Alcoholic only when appropriate) and drink it.	1-2 minutes
Speed Ballad	Sing a popular song as fast as you wish	> 1 minute
It's always heads...	Flip a coin until it comes down heads three times in a row.	1 minute or more
Celebrity	Do a celebrity impersonation.	< 1 minute
Why no ossifer...	Perform a drunk test, walk a straight line and touch your nose while reciting the alphabet.	approx. 1 munute
The Perfect Pint	Pour any drink as if you were pulling a pint of guiness.	approx. 3 minutes
For the M-M-Millions!	Give a pro-wrestling style intro-gimmick.	1-5 minutes
Down the Hatch	Chug a can of pop.	approx. 1 minute
Nick-o-ten Fit	Smoke an entire pack of cigarettes all at once.	5 minutes or so

Four Trait Bunks

Bunk	Description	Time
Be Free!	Open every closed item in the room; doors, windows, jars, etc...	> 1 minute
Time Warp	Sing it with all the actions including falling down at the end.	3-5 minutes
Musak	Play a complete song on an instrument of choice.	1-5 minutes
Simple Barding	Come up with a ballad or story on the spot and tell it out loud.	approx. 5 minutes
Clumsy Oaf	Fall down a flight of stairs, causing 1 wound.	approx. 1 minute

Five Trait Bunks

Bunk	Description	Time
Jesters Mistake	Take 3 very expensive, breakable objects and juggle them in the air. Smile proudly as they smash and shatter on the ground.	approx. 1 minute
Madame Zorganza	Fortune telling for fun, profit and bunk traits! Either a 13 card tarot lay or similar fortune telling method.	5 minutes
This may hurt a bit...	Cause yourself 1 aggrivated wound.	< 1 minute
Voodoo Doll	Carve a candle in the likeness of your target and light it.	5 or more minutes

Various Trait Bunks

Bunk	Description	Time	Traits
Brown Noise	Raise your right arem high in the air, wiggle your fingers and place it strategicaly under your left armpit. Smile broadly. Pump your left arm vigorously three times.	a few seconds	1 (2 if you can actually make the sound)
Physical Paradox	Pat your head while rubbing your stomach.	< 1 minute	1 (2 if you can switch successfully)
I is Learned	Recite the alphabet	< 1 minute	1 (2 if in reverse)
Hit Yourself	Just that...	3 seconds	1 (3 if you cause 1 wound)
3 Ball Shuffle	Juggle 3 balls successfully at least once.	approx. 1 minute	2 (3 if you can do more)
Japanese Tourist	Take 10 pictures with no less than 4 cameras.	1-2 minutes	3 (4 if you are actually using film)
Shadow Boxing	Shadow Boxing. Beware, (s)he may hit back (take 1 wound).	approx. 1 minute	4 (2 if no wound desired)
Vocal Vanity	Use a nobles name in vain. The more Title, the more traits...	3 seconds	varies